Manu’s Grab Bag: Final Bound

You’re who you’re.

Generally you would possibly attempt to change some points of your core identification, however ultimately you’re who you’re for higher and for worse. And what we noticed on Tuesday night on the Allianz Stadium is strictly who Juventus are on the finish of the day.

Positive, we’d attempt to play stylistically lovely offensive soccer with free-flowing passing and a position-less identification occasionally. We’d even attempt to usher in a special coach to do no matter Sarriball is every so often. However at our core, Juventus is protection, protection and a few extra protection. A protection that led Juve to a 0-0 draw towards Inter — who’re frauds — within the second leg of the Coppa Italia semifinals and despatched the Bianconeri to the Coppa Italia remaining.

It was a bend not break, gritted enamel, white knuckle efficiency, however a decidedly good one for Juventus, who discover themselves within the first remaining of the Andrea Pirlo period.

(I do know they already performed the Supercoppa remaining, however that was not a Pirlo accomplishment per se as they bought there due to the Scudetto win of Maurizio Sarri’s period. The win in stated remaining is a Pirlo win since he managed. No matter, we’re splitting hairs right here actually.)

Let’s prepare dinner.

Winner: The Subsequent Nice Juventus Backline

As per Seize Bag coverage, we don’t hand out awards for a draw. A win offers out an MVP (2 factors) and a Runner Up (1 level) and a loss bestows an LVP (-1 level), so, regardless of this explicit draw feeling like a win due to the 2 legged issue of the sport we’ll nonetheless adhere to the foundations. The sanctity of the Seize Bag MVP won’t be compromised.

With that being stated, if we had given out factors they might have gone to Merih Demiral and Matthijs de Ligt. In that order, in my view, however I’m not going to stress over who was greatest in what was a elegant shift from the 2 younger middle backs.

The stats alone are unimaginable, however they fail to convey simply what an overwhelming efficiency they put forth. With Demiral — a Juve fan favourite even when he hasn’t seen the sphere as a lot as lots of people would really like — it has at all times been clear he has abilities to grow to be one of many sport’s premier middle backs, however he additionally has proven that he has numerous rising to do. At instances, he’s appeared uncertain with the ball on his toes and committing errors in Pirlo’s passing heavy system.

These shaky moments had been nowhere to be seen on Tuesday. This felt like a popping out get together for the Turkish worldwide, because the tantalizing potential he has proven in spurts was lastly crystallized right into a full 90-minute efficiency. He was in every single place — blocking pictures, profitable aerial duels and was instrumental in preserving the shutout.

Demiral’s efficiency was so good that it bought thus far to even speak about his counterpart efficiency in de Ligt, who we already know is absolutely good however it generally results in forgetting that he’s one entire 12 months youthful than Demiral.

Put it this manner: If he doesn’t get a lick higher from this level to the tip of his profession, he’ll nonetheless be a high 10 middle again on this planet. We are actually witnessing the ground of what he can obtain with this membership, and that ground is a shutout good efficiency in a giant semifinal sport. I’ve stated it earlier than and I’ll say it once more; Give that thick Dutch child a clean examine, let him signal no matter quantity he feels is true, double it and ensure he stays a Juve participant for the remainder of his profession.

Keep in mind, this was not towards some additionally ran lower-table Serie A aspect. Romelu Lukaku and Lautaro Martinez are one of many premier attacking duos not solely in Italy, however in Europe. And outdoors of a few possibilities on counters, they stored them utterly bottled. In a sport through which Inter — who’re frauds — wanted two objectives, they by no means actually threatened for one.

I’m overhyping them, however:

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I’m simply saying, it feels proper.

Public Enemy No. 1

There’s particulars galore about what supposedly transpired between the top honchos of Juventus and former Juve supervisor Antonio Conte moments after the sport ended. The cash shot is the one above and it actually says all it’s essential learn about how annoyed Inter’s — who’re frauds — gamers and training employees needed to be after the sport.

With that being stated, I don’t notably get the hate for Conte from Juve devoted. Do you imply to inform me that the notoriously scorching headed, irascible, passionate dude — who we as soon as praised for these precise qualities when he was on the staff — shockingly stays that manner?

He left Juve on comparatively amicable phrases after which took over the Italian nationwide staff. He did his job there, moved to Chelsea and located average success and after his firing took the perfect accessible job at reportedly astronomical wages. What’s the dude imagined to do? Not take the job as a result of the staff is a rival of the membership he beforehand managed virtually six years earlier than?

Conte is the basic instance of somebody you like when he’s in your staff however hate when he’s not. All that fireplace and keenness that we praised is now seen as a man who’s unhinged and insane. Conte is Conte, he’ll at all times be Conte for higher and for worse.

Talking of polarizing guys.

They’re Trolls, however they’re our Trolls

Have you learnt which participant’s I’d hate in the event that they had been on a rival membership?

Juan Cuadrado and Federico Chiesa. They do all the very same stuff I hate seeing from gamers.

Johnny Sq. legitimately believes he has by no means dedicated a foul in his total taking part in profession. He’s additionally by no means been cleanly dispossessed, and if he misplaced the ball then meaning somebody fouled him — there isn’t any different logical rationalization. It’s this perception system that makes him argue with all refs every time a name doesn’t go his manner — generally on the detriment of a play that’s nonetheless taking place — he’s simply making an attempt to make them see what he sees, that’s all

For all his appreciable skills and talent, Chiesa appears to have an acute case of a wierd illness through which any contact along with his decrease extremities will trigger him to leap, curl up and recoil in huge ache. Fortunately for him, the illness subsides rapidly when a foul is given and he’s again on his toes very quickly.

Now, simply because I discover it annoying that doesn’t imply it doesn’t work! Blame the sport, not the gamers, is what I say. Refs are inclined to name extra fouls when guys overreact, it’s what it’s. Only a week in the past I used to be praising Cuadrado for doing precisely what he does on a regular basis and calling it a savvy veteran transfer. I’m not above being a shill for my guys.

I’m simply saying, when and if both of them are not Juve gamers there’s a 100% likelihood they play a staff I root for, pull these shenanigans and I get unreasonably upset about it.

(One other dude who must be tremendous annoying to play towards? Gianluigi Buffon. He at all times appears to be joking round, smiling and patting opposing strikers within the head after they get near him. Lautaro bought referred to as for a foul on Buffon at one level and whereas he was pleading his case to the ref, Buffon went to him hugged him and patted him on the again in essentially the most paternalistic, condescending manner I’ve ever seen. It was a pleasure to observe, however I’m positive it’s annoying if you’re taking part in towards the GOAT and may’t rating a purpose for the lifetime of you. Getting sonned is what the youth calls it.)

Winner: Andrea Pirlo

After his first true, dangerous defeat as a supervisor, Pirlo’s staff bounced again to win six video games in a row and the most recent draw to get him to his first Coppa Italia remaining.

That streak included payback over the exact same Inter — who’re frauds — that soundly beat them with a win in Milan and a draw by design to safe their rivals demise within the competitors. A contest they haven’t even made the ultimate for a decade and the fifth 12 months in a row that they get eradicated within the semifinal spherical.

It’s truthful to nonetheless have doubts in regards to the Pirlo period with Juventus, however the details are the details and thus far he has the staff on tempo. They’re Supercoppa winners, Coppa finalists, completed first of their Champions League group and decidedly within the combine for the league. Add a few good outcomes towards his former supervisor and issues are trying very up for il Maestro.

Parting Shot of the Week

Regardless of the optimistic outcome, there’s one other outrageously quick turnaround on deck for Juve as they put together to face Napoli on Saturday.

Their southern rivals haven’t been doing spectacularly properly as of late, and with an excellent a part of their protection unavailable this is likely to be an excellent time to offer Napoli their first crack at payback after their Supercoppa loss.

(There’s an actual situation through which Juve face Napoli 4 instances this 12 months if the Partenopei make it to the Coppa remaining. Disgrace this 12 months Napoli are within the Europa League, think about if issues broke proper and Juve bought to play Napoli a whooping six instances?)

To not scoreboard watch an excessive amount of, however with Inter — who’re frauds — dealing with a surging Lazio and regardless of AC Milan taking part in Spezia, this is likely to be an excellent week to achieve some floor within the Serie A race.

See you Saturday.